The ABC’s of Incredible India
September 9, 2011
For those of you who have been reading my blog, you know that my parents live abroad in New Delhi, India, and that I spent the summer with them and did an internship with the US Embassy. This past summer was one of the best that I’ve had in awhile, and the ABC list I have created will hopefully explain why.
A is for Acha – the Hindi word for “okay”… everyone here says acha at the end of a sentence, no matter WHAT type of sentence it is, even if it is an argument. Acha is the word for “all is well but not really so I will just say this word”.
B is for Bombay – Also known as Mumbai – There were three small IED bombs that exploded on July 13th in different locations in Mumbai. 24 people died. Thought I’d add this to the trivia since I was there in Delhi when it happened.
C is for Club Soda – which is the drink of choice for foreigners because we know that the bottles can’t be resealed and sold with polluted Indian water (well… most of the time). It is also great if you have Delhi Belhi (stomach bug that can’t be diagnosed) because of the carbonation in it.
D is for Dogs – My street dogs (see my previous blog about my parents moving to Delhi and the dogs) are doing well – Julie has grown into a beautiful dog at 45 (probably less) pounds, Cola is still spunky and looking for hand-outs of chicken jerky, Loli is happier now that she has been spayed, and Jochi is still a doofus. I’ll miss playing with them at the park, or having them walk with me to the Embassy compound in the mornings for my swim. My dog, Paco, is also doing well.
E is for Elephants – During the summer, my family and another family went on an awesome elephant ride. The place was about 30 minutes away from our house, and was literally off the side of a major highway. The ride was phenomenal! We had two separate elephants, so a family on each one (3 people) and we went around a gughi (make shift housing for squatters and extremely poor families) and their farms. It was a great 2-hour ride through a forest near the train, and a river with lots of plant life. Our elephant guide was a 6 year old boy who was training to take over his father’s job (and he was actually quite good at it). The elephants were so pretty, and loved the attention we were giving them (including the 100s of bananas we brought with us). I never expected to have an opportunity to hang out on an elephant while in Delhi, so this was a great way to keep the summer going in the right direction. Here is a picture of Maggie and I on our elephant, Lakshmi.
F is for Friends – While here for my internship, there were other interns around my age that I’ve been able to hang out with. I’ve already mentioned Maggie, however there were quite a lot more. Some of the kids were in college, and others were just starting their next chapter after high school, but because of our experience in a professional environment we all got along perfectly.
Aside from the interns, FSOs and their families also became my really good friends. Two Consular officers are alumni of William and Mary (who I worked with last summer), and they became close mentors of mine. Many of the people here are on average five years older than I am, but because we are put in an environment with a small social scene, it’s easy to hang out with them as equals and learn about their experiences in the Foreign Service.
G is for Gurgaon – a neighborhood in Delhi where I took the LSAT. I took the LSAT in July, and it went pretty well. My mom and I had to shoo the pigs out of the parking lot where the test center was, and the building looked like a dump on the outside, but the inside seemed very modern. There were different sized classrooms with LCD monitors, TVs and (thank God!) air conditioning. During the exam, the power only went out TWICE (actually a great accomplishment considering the wires were running through the walls, plain as day) and the staff offered us tea and cake for our break.
H is for Hygiene – the Hygiene protocol is very lax here. Partly because most of the population cannot afford running water, much less a house. People use the streets as their urinal, showering-ground, home, and business. Refer more to the letter S.
I is for Internships! My internship turned out to be a wonderful experience. I moved into the Management Office and worked directly under the Minister Council and Management Officer while their Office Management Specialist and Assistant were both on vacation. I also worked with the Regional Security Office for the Secretary of State’s visit to New Delhi. I was able to work with her security detail for each event she had, and learned more about my (hopeful) future job in Diplomatic Security. I still worked under Human Resources, and dealt with my duties there, as well as the Management Office and RSO duties I had. I liked being busy so the fact that I was able to work and establish a repertoire in different offices was a great experience for me to have!
J is for Jewelry. During the Secretary of State’s visit, my family and I took the security detail out to Silver Line, a jewelry store run by Mukesh (rich Jewelry man who has such pretty jewelry). They not only bought out the store, but they bought such priceless things! Mukesh recently received three shipments of stones: emeralds, rubies, and sapphires; and obviously at a reasonable price, the detail bought as much as they could for themselves and their family.
K is for Kunal, my driver! Kunal literally is the savior of my family in India. He knows every in-and-out in Delhi and can get us to any random street known to man. He has worked with foreign diplomats as a driver for many years. Kunal speaks English well and works well with the family. Even Paco, my 100 lb. Doberman likes him! I don’t know what my family would do with out him (probably hide in the house and never venture out).
L is for Lunches – Every Thursday, the group of 10 interns would go to a State-House restaurant (state houses are like the different provinces ‘consulates’ that have a dining hall) to try out their own type of Indian food. It was a great way to learn about the different states in India without leaving Delhi and to learn more about the other interns at the Embassy. Fridays (also known as Chicken Tika Day at the Embassy cafeteria) were the intern Brown Bag lunches, which were brought on by a junior Officer in the Consular section. In addition to that, there are many awesome places for food like Yum Yum Tree (a sushi place), Side wok (Asian fusion), Fez (Mediterranean), Mothi Mahal (Indian), the Big Chill (American/Italian/western), and the vendors in Dilli Haat, to name a few.
M is Monsoon! No need to elaborate – the students at the College know what major rains are but Delhi has them 20x over.
N is for Nimbu Pani (fresh lime soda) – Fresh lime soda is India’s greatest invention. Its club soda, fresh lime juice, and sugar all mixed into one. Indians swear by its stomach-helping capabilities, and I love it for the hot weather.
O is for Oh no you didn’t! Many of the Indian men are very ‘grabby’ and sexually deprived and they think foreign women are a mysterious prize for them to have. Many women experience what is called “Eve Teasing” which is sexual harassment light. A light brush of your arm, a quick grab of the buttocks, or even a full on boob-grab is very common for foreign and Indian women to deal with. I have (knock on wood) yet to deal with this type of harassment, and my father has made sure I know how to deal with it in the event that it happens, but many of my female friends and Indian women who work at the Embassy have dealt with this in the crowds of Delhi.
P is for Parathas – Parathas are the oily and better version of Na’an bread that you can get at any Indian place here. They’re great with Dal and Masalas.
Q is for Questionable Products – whether you ordered chicken or beef, what you get might not be the meat you requested. BUT, as long as it’s cooked thoroughly and tastes good it shouldn’t matter anyway!
R is for roundabouts – Roundabouts are circular versions of stop lights, where it directs traffic in a way to keep everyone flowing and stop crashes. It actually makes a lot more sense than stop lights do because it keeps everyone moving rather than stopped at a light. They are everywhere in the city of Delhi.
S is for Statistics about India – In India, 700 million people have mobile phones but only 360 million people have toilets! With India’s population of a bit over a billion people, this makes about 35% of the population of India. 65% of the population do not have a toilet and go out to do ‘their business’ outside. In rural areas this percentage is even more. There, only up to 26% people use toilets.
T is for Tailors – Getting clothing tailored is a wonderful part of life in India. I was able to have dresses, skirts, and suits made while I was here for 60% of what I’d pay in the USA. And we saw the whole process as well.
U is for Underdoggs – the BEST sports bar in Delhi. Every Thursday they had Ladies Night and some of my favorite women and I went out to relax from the week of work. It is hard finding places that are foreign-friendly and cheaper then the hotels around Delhi, and here we realized that Underdoggs was a gold mine!
V is for VIP! Secretary of State Hillary Clinton came to visit Delhi for three days to speak with Sonya Gandhi and the Prime Minister of India. It was a pretty smooth event, and the Embassy was happy to have her. Her suite in the Taj Palace Hotel was AMAZING – 7,500 sq. ft with a tub the size of my dining room table!
W is for Water – Water, like Hygiene, is a rare commodity. Most people have limited resources to gain access to clean water, let alone dirty water. It’s hard to comprehend since in America it is so easy to just drink out of the tap, keep your mouth open in the shower, or use tap water for brushing your teeth; here I am lucky enough to have a distiller that purifies the water completely so there is nothing in it.
X is for pedestrian’s X-ing – Cows are more sacred than anything (duh) and so it is worse to hit a cow with your car than a person. Intersections and roundabouts have billions of people around them walking to their jobs, walking to their houses, or just walking aimlessly that cars and mopeds have to dodge. All traffic stops though when a cow walks by, because you would be stoned or beaten if your car was the one to hit it in a traffic accident.
Y is for “Yes Madam” – When people don’t have the answer to a question, most of the time they just answer with Yes Madam. Once, my friend was in a cab and she asked the taxi driver “should we go left or right to get to Khan Market”. He replied “yes madam”. Friend, “But should we go left or right?” Him, “yes madam”. Friend, “Okay let’s go left”. Him, “Yes madam, but right would be better”…
Z is for Zip lining! In the last two weeks of the summer, seven of us friends decided to go on a Zip Lining excursion through Neemrana, Rajasthan in India. It was a two-hour drive from Delhi – Kunal knew exactly where to go! When we got there, the European guides and zip-lining experts gave us a thorough security check and run through of all the equipment we had on. After, we hiked up the mountain we were going to zip line down, which was about a kilometer and 20 minutes of steep hiking. Once we got to the top, the view of Neemrana was beautiful. Here is my Father and me at the Fort before zip lining up!
I hope you enjoyed your ABC’s – next time won’t you play with me? What did you all do over the summer? Could you fill up the ABCs? Let me know!
Take care and Go Tribe!
Brianna




